I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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