my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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