i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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