I'm so fucking centered right now
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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