ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
should my penis look like a turkey
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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