if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
don't judge my taste in strippers
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize
