I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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