he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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