So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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