I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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