i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
