I'm really into asian looking animals
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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