69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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