:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
So. Much. Porn.
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