You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
