i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
So many bounce houses so little time
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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