No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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