thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
