Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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