Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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