it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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