that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
