the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
