I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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