I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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