What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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