This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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