Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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