i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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