It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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