So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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