My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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