Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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