New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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