He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
love makes seman taste better
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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