you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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