This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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