god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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