Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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