You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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