I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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