yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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