oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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