It's Friday. Sex?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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