ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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