3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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