Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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