I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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