He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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