Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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