We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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